Diary of a messiah-Conversations with god
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So, What's the deal..Lets be very clear here. I go in, try to make remind your people that

1. there's love and splendour all around.
2. happiness is not to be found, it is something to be experienced, in you.
3. the almighty watches above us, be rest assured of your life. It's coming out just fine.
4. Karma and Dharma do not complement God, they are God!..god, u sure abt this?..coz im gonna b shredded on tht thought literally..
5. America needs to be woken up.
6. Take Mush at gun point, n show the world what a sissy he is, as he shits in his pants. You better be good on the timing front.
7. The 'sadhus' and the 'karmayogis', is nothing but pseudo bullshit.

And what do i get?..

1. A life full of hate n doubt from all around.
2. A yellow robe, n an empty bowl, to beg(n by this, Im supposedly doing them a favour!!).
3. Pretentious people all around, waiting to slit my throat for encroaching on their self-proclaimed jobs'.
4. An honorary title, "the madman of the east".
5. A painful death.

Less chances of success(n im being considerate), certainity of pain n suffering..What am i waiting for?!!

But, God, one last question. You sure u know what u're doin?..(an approving nod)..alrighty then..here i go..