Stupid is as Stupid does

Fact : I had 46 internals.
Fact : I had studied well for the exam.
Fact : I drank 2 ltrs of water as soon as I woke up.

The question paper was a dolly. A piece of cake like they say. A piece of cake served by a 40D topless blonde in my case!
It was that easy!
I started off well, got all the story driven 2 marks questions away with.

Suddenly, I felt a sensation below the belt.
Not alarming enough. I could 'control'. I could see through the whole question paper.

Halfway into the first long answer question, another sensation. Major crisis averted through quick feet and hand movement. Alarm bells ringing, but, I could 'control'. Self belief was as important as self-control.

Unfortunately, little did I know that the mental pumping up of the mind to keep the nature call at call-waiting would eventually work against me.

1st long answer question done away with. Enough to pass, long way to go before I do justice to the preparation I put into the paper.
Invigilator comes with an extra sheet.

I HAVE TO GO....

No more, no more, no more...
Oops, a drop just found its way out!

BLOODY HELL!!..
Fuck the exam..

Run Forrest Run!

(Door)
(Stairs)
(Too many stairs)
(Oops, Ladies toilet)
(Paradise gates)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(singing) I dont regret running way from the exam!..And I just bought my stairway to heaven..

Ordeal Over..

Now, even though some of you may ridicule my lack of self-control or highlight my stupidity to drink so much water in the first place. I have two words for you...
"Try yourself"!!..

I dont regret my decision one bit. Infact, this is one of the best ones Ive taken all semester. The potential embarassment I would've faced is of far much greater importance than a chance to salvage my 8cgp that would've been cemented had I attempted just one more question. But...

Now thinking of it, here's a list of things I would've faced had I sat in the exam hall for another 5 minutes.

1. Name changed to Pee-rush Chowdhary.
2. Auto-Biography would've been titled - Life of pee.
3. Oh fuck! people had Camera phones in the hall! youtube people would've had a ball of a time watching this one! My 15 seconds of shame!
4. Only diapers as gifts from next birthday onwards.
5. Friends would order only Pee-salad and green pee soup for me in restaurants.



I bow to thee, mr. inventor of public toilets!!