Royal Crackheads
Our trigger happy Prince Harry's long time wish to get his head count(kill count) to increase manifolds just hit a roadblock. He is, much to the celebration of the british army posted in Iraq, not really going to the battlefield.
The interesting thing is, everybody except the redhead himself has greeted the news with celebratory dinners. The soldiers in Iraq dont want him, their wives and children dont want him to go, lest their spouse be in the line of fire, and ofcourse, the royal family isnt complaining either. A special mention of Prince William who wants his bro to be by his side in his moment of self- inlflicted crisis(he recently broke up with his gal..yes ppl, even the prince is in the same boat as us..(SP, Pj, Nik, me, William, AB Vajpayee, and Himesh Reshammiya)..
The prince had initially threatened to quit the army if his appointment to the blood soaked land was taken back. And his plea was actually considered!..Please, make sure this news doesnt reach any of our Hurriyat Conference people, who threaten to quit every time they have the urge to pee.
Nevertheless, his 'i threaten to quit' file probably will now lie with the 'i have more plans'-the tony blair one...
And, btw, what is all the fuss about Charles doing an autobiographical movie?..He's using an ass double for the sex scenes though..Appropriate enough..
The interesting thing is, everybody except the redhead himself has greeted the news with celebratory dinners. The soldiers in Iraq dont want him, their wives and children dont want him to go, lest their spouse be in the line of fire, and ofcourse, the royal family isnt complaining either. A special mention of Prince William who wants his bro to be by his side in his moment of self- inlflicted crisis(he recently broke up with his gal..yes ppl, even the prince is in the same boat as us..(SP, Pj, Nik, me, William, AB Vajpayee, and Himesh Reshammiya)..
The prince had initially threatened to quit the army if his appointment to the blood soaked land was taken back. And his plea was actually considered!..Please, make sure this news doesnt reach any of our Hurriyat Conference people, who threaten to quit every time they have the urge to pee.
Nevertheless, his 'i threaten to quit' file probably will now lie with the 'i have more plans'-the tony blair one...
And, btw, what is all the fuss about Charles doing an autobiographical movie?..He's using an ass double for the sex scenes though..Appropriate enough..
posted by 'Yours truly', at 5:02 AM
2 Comments:
wel ... feels good to be among the 'royal' .. but dude jokes apart we have it a lot more simple . for the celebrities a realationship is not just a simple love that happens btw the hearts its something that happens in the mags as well ...
The bit about Charles. *sniggers*
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