Much ado for nothing
Chennai..Besant nagar..CCD..friends..jobless..
"Kareena kapoor is shit! Period."
And there she said it. Some guys ran for cover, some died that very moment, the allegation was too much for them.
Others, like me, braced up to defend the kapoor babe. We had to. She questioned our taste, our love for adoring our desi on-screen cleavage goddess, and most of all, our choice of fantasising her while shooting blanks(SP only).
I sprung into action. Her knight in shining armour had come to her rescue. "You are so wrong gal. She is our answer to the blonde(read dumb) Pamela 'big' Anderson. And after Jockey, she's the next best thing to naked for guys like SP, and Varun.
Deb: What nonsense. 'If looks could kill, she would have been charged with suicide! She even lacks the basic intelligence to know that Euthanasia is not a member of the Asian Cricket Council! Last time someone asked if she supports Euthanasia, she replied yes, and would like to have a concert for her fans there!..
Me: 'Intelligence?!! You have no right to insult her like this. Who cares for intelligence or common sense from a babe who knows to flaunt, and flaunt well at that!. And why would she ever do it if she had brains?!! And, on the same line of thought, look at whats happening to your intelligent actresses out there. Ayesha Jhulka said yesterday that she's waiting for good scripts to come her way where she's the lead actress. No comments on how appropriately she's using her 'freedom of choice'! And dont even get me started on Preity Zinta with her 'pink' advertisements and BSNL best bitchings.
Deb: Whatever! I need a coffee, Kareena needs sense. I will get mine real easy, and sadly she still has a long way to get hers. And btw, who said she's beautiful?
Now was the time for Varun to come out of the dead and throw in his expert(yuck, boring, killing) comment. "Kareena can act, talk Chameli. Kareena is cute, watch Refugee. Kareena is, intelligent enough to ignore this conversation thats going nowhere. Now if you'll please let me finish my Frappe and help me justify why my coming to Chennai was worth it!
It turned out to be the final nail in the coffin. But somebody forgot to tell Bhargav that, coz two minutes into the next talk on some pass out coming in wth his gal, he blurted out, 'I like Kareena. She is good. Wotsay Amrita?'
Period.
"Kareena kapoor is shit! Period."
And there she said it. Some guys ran for cover, some died that very moment, the allegation was too much for them.
Others, like me, braced up to defend the kapoor babe. We had to. She questioned our taste, our love for adoring our desi on-screen cleavage goddess, and most of all, our choice of fantasising her while shooting blanks(SP only).
I sprung into action. Her knight in shining armour had come to her rescue. "You are so wrong gal. She is our answer to the blonde(read dumb) Pamela 'big' Anderson. And after Jockey, she's the next best thing to naked for guys like SP, and Varun.
Deb: What nonsense. 'If looks could kill, she would have been charged with suicide! She even lacks the basic intelligence to know that Euthanasia is not a member of the Asian Cricket Council! Last time someone asked if she supports Euthanasia, she replied yes, and would like to have a concert for her fans there!..
Me: 'Intelligence?!! You have no right to insult her like this. Who cares for intelligence or common sense from a babe who knows to flaunt, and flaunt well at that!. And why would she ever do it if she had brains?!! And, on the same line of thought, look at whats happening to your intelligent actresses out there. Ayesha Jhulka said yesterday that she's waiting for good scripts to come her way where she's the lead actress. No comments on how appropriately she's using her 'freedom of choice'! And dont even get me started on Preity Zinta with her 'pink' advertisements and BSNL best bitchings.
Deb: Whatever! I need a coffee, Kareena needs sense. I will get mine real easy, and sadly she still has a long way to get hers. And btw, who said she's beautiful?
Now was the time for Varun to come out of the dead and throw in his expert(yuck, boring, killing) comment. "Kareena can act, talk Chameli. Kareena is cute, watch Refugee. Kareena is, intelligent enough to ignore this conversation thats going nowhere. Now if you'll please let me finish my Frappe and help me justify why my coming to Chennai was worth it!
It turned out to be the final nail in the coffin. But somebody forgot to tell Bhargav that, coz two minutes into the next talk on some pass out coming in wth his gal, he blurted out, 'I like Kareena. She is good. Wotsay Amrita?'
Period.
posted by 'Yours truly', at 11:55 PM
4 Comments:
well pourush..what can i say?every dog has its day..and u supporting kareena kapoor..worst case idea..lol.. im really sad that i missed this conversation runnin errands or else i wouldve corrected you on the spot..you seem to forget that pamela anderson is not the next best thing to naked..she is THE BEST THING when NAKED!!..after readin this ive reached a conclusion..your making debs seems smarter than she is and bhargav dumber..cheers..
hmmm ... discussin somethin as dumb as kareena's intelligence is quite gross to b frank !! n that too wen u r in chen wid an intention to have fun .. i guess i'd agree wid varun (as always) !! but otherwise considerin how it dosn really matter if she dumb or not or if she can really 'act' i think i'd love her even if she was the last best thing naked :)
chennai can really b hot in this summer !!!
yaar $H!+, I wish I was there ...!!!
superb post....yeah, kareena is hot and it's as obvious as saying nirvana rockz.....period!
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